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"...And that's the only way that you will get (y/n) to confess her love to you!" Alfred screamed into the phone.
"I-I don't know Alfred! That seems a little bit extreme..." Arthur said nervously, fingers tangling themselves in his hair.
"Dude, she won't confess otherwise! Come on, when have I ever been wrong?"
"..."
"Exactly. That's why IM THE HER-"
"I GET IT YOU BLOODY GIT!"
Arthur swiftly hung up and sighed. 
'is this really the only way?'
Only one way to find out.

~~~SUPER TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY FRANCEY PANTS! Honhonhonhonhonho-GET OUT OF MY STORY YOU GIT!~~~

You plopped down on your bed with a deep sigh. What a long day! You spent the day cleaning your house because your mom is so OCD with the way she wants things done. Your phone started ringing, loud and annoyingly. You groaned and rolled onto your stomach, stretching to reach your phone.
"Hello?" You said, annoyance obvious in your voice.
"*huff* *huff* (Y-Y/N)!!!" you heard an obnoxious American at the other end scream into the phone.
"What's up Alfred? You sound like you've been running a marathon."
"*huff* NO! *huff* its... It's Arthur! He's not answering his phone, and I found a strange note from him in my mailbox! Did you get one?!"
You paused and ran to your mailbox. Digging through it, you found a mint green envelope with your name scribbled on it.
"Yeah, Alfred I got one."
"OPEN IT!! I'm scared, mine says 'tell (y/n) I'm sorry' WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?"
You froze hearing him say that. 
'sorry? For what?'
Quickly tearing open the letter, you read through it, smudging the still wet ink. It was a suicide note. You froze, ignoring the American's frantic ranting.
'Is he gonna...?'
"ALFRED. CALM DOWN. I have to go check up on him, hopefully he hasn't done anything stupid yet... I gotta go."
You slammed the phone shut and ran out of your house and towards Arthur's.
'Please don't let it be too late!'

~~~Ja another time skip, but France already got beat up like ze unawesome loser zat he is, so ze awesome me vill take you through it. Kesesesesesese~~~

Panting, you finally made it to Arthur's house. He didn't live too far away, but he didn't live too close either... You were about to start banging on his door when you heard a muffled gunshot coming from inside.
'No!'
You burst through the door and fell to your knees at the sight of  Arthur laying on the ground in a pool of blood. Bloody razor blades and half empty pill bottles scattered around his limp body, eyes closed, face expression sad and lonely. In his right hand sat a gun, freshly fired.
With tears in your eyes, you crawled over to him. You gently caressed his face with the back of your palm before pulling it back and slapping his face as hard as you could.
"You idiot! How could you do this to yourself?!" you grabbed the pill bottles and razor blades and chucked them across the room. You reached for the gun, and quickly slid it away from Arthur's body, as if it would somehow help him now. You crawled on top of him and cried, your face buried in his chest.
"How could you leave me here alone Arthur? I loved you... I always have..." You cried even harder as you clutched his shirt tightly.
You felt two arms snake themselves around your waist and pull you closer towards Arthur.
"I knew I could get you to confess, love."
You froze. That voice, is it really? You looked up from Arthur's now moving chest and saw the handsome Brit looking down at you with sorrow filled eyes.
"Sorry I had to put you through that love, but it was the only way," he said, rubbing small circles onto your back.
You just sat there crying harder until he pulled your body up more so that your face was level with his. His emerald eyes pierced into your (e/c) ones. His eyes fluttered shut and he pushed his soft lips against yours. You froze, not sure what was happening, but quickly melted into the kiss. You felt his tongue streak across your lips, asking for permission. You opened your mouth, quickly biting his tongue hard when he tried to enter your mouth.
"OW! What was that for love?" he squealed, trying to nurse it out of pain.
"THAT was for faking your own death instead of just asking me out," you giggled.
With that said, you quickly got off of him and casually strolled out of his house, not looking back once.
"Call me later Artie~" you called as he sat there, dumbfounded, still holding his tongue.
THE END. Or is it? Fusososososososososo~
No but seriously, it's done...
I've been working on a story with Italy and Romano... But I have writers block Σ( ̄。 ̄ノ)
thus this story was born!
I don't own Iggy, nor do I own you. I'm pretty sure the bad friends trio will share you with iggy ^^
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:iconcelestia-ludenberg11:
I was crying so hard... But noo, he had to FAKE HIS DEATH
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HetaliaHaru Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
at first I was like "Alfred you motherf******!!! How could you do that to Arthur!!!!" when I read the other part "......apologies Alfred......"
Loved it!!!
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MissCupcake134 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
My mom actually is a clean freak :D
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Mirovyye-Soyuzniki Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
He faked his death?!
WTF Arthur.
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Hetalia-Malta2123 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Holy crap! If that really happened he would be in deep shit!!!!!!
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Pika-PikaCuteness Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2013
Artie....you are bigger then an idiot...*facepalm* i confessed to my crush and my friend almost got a broken arm cuz she almost told him...what a day that was...he was blushing a bit, but he never asked me out. So im guessin he dont like me back. ^^" oh well. Plenty of fish in the sea~ WHO NEEDS A BOYFRIEND WHEN YOU GOT ANIME
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CanadiaAmour Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013
EXACTLY! I can have an anime boyfriend that can never leave ^^
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Pika-PikaCuteness Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2013
YES! Other then real life boys, how anime love will never leave us! No matter how hard life is!
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smileykat45 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Student General Artist
...is it sad that I like someone similar to Iggy and my friend gave me a really really similar idea ? (( we are both American )) when she told me that , my response was " ...your a freaking idiot . That's why your my friend . "
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CanadiaAmour Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013
OMG THAT IS TOO PERFECT!
I'm so proud C:
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smileykat45 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Student General Artist
Your proud ? I still dont know if he likes me back ..
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CanadiaAmour Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013
Then why don't you just get up and ask him? The worst he could do is say no... Maybe be a little cheesy and slip him an adorable note every now and then?
But then again you could just sit there and wonder,never figuring it out for yourself
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smileykat45 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Student General Artist
...I well ...Crap . I did send him notes but didn't let him know I sent them . They had cheesy pick up lines that a girl would say to a guy . Yep .
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CanadiaAmour Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013
Well maybe in those notes you should try to slide in a little bit more you? Try to have him figure it out or you could just let it all out ^^ it never hurts to try!
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smileykat45 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013  Student General Artist
I will ! Maybe . I'm one of those girls that ..is kinda lonely . 
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CanadiaAmour Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013
Boy don't I know that feel... I've never told the person I like that I like them unless they make the first move... But everything's going to be different now, talking to you really opened up my eyes!
So keep trying! And who knows? Maybe he likes you too ^^
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TheDerpMasterOfDoom Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013
MY GOD YOU BLOODY GIT I WOULD'VE SMACKED YOU HARDER THAN THAT AND NOT TALK TO YOU FOR DAYS ON END!!!!!
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KokoroJiyu72 Featured By Owner May 27, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Dude, I would have totally freaked out when he hugged me and attacked him, thinking he was a zombie. There are better ways to confess, Arthur!!! And you're not an idiot so I don't doubt that you can't come up with SOMETHING. Sheesh...
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CanadiaAmour Featured By Owner May 28, 2013
He was too nervous and decided to take some advice from your 'best friend' Alfred ^w^
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KokoroJiyu72 Featured By Owner May 28, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Then you deserve to be shot up by me when you scare me!! America's ideas are typically bad ones(trust me, I know. I am American.).
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CanadiaAmour Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
I'm american too xD
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KokoroJiyu72 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah!! Stars and stripes FOREVER!!!
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TheConsultingNerd Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
As I was reading this:
Don't you dare pull another Reichenbach, don't you dare pull another Reichenbach, you pULLED ANOTHER REICHENBACH.

I loved this story.

I am so sorry if you don't get that Sherlock reference. *gestures*
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CanadiaAmour Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013
Ah! That's okay, I recognised it a bit ^^
I'm very glad you liked it!
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AnimeLeaderVI Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
......
I have no words.
But I enjoyed it :D
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YasminKirkland1031 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013
Artie, you are stupid. Never listen to Americans. We are stupid.
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CanadiaAmour Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013
EXACTLY!
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TheFemaleBTT Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
"Come on, when have I see been wrong?"
..... How about the time you suggested building a superhero to save the world?!? XD why the heck did Iggy listen to him? Although I have to say, it was quite amusing XD perfect reader reaction, although I'd probably stare at him in in amusement afterwards, glaring daggers XD
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CanadiaAmour Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
Oh you know Iggy, hes gullible! Especially towards Alfred.
Thank you so much and I'm glad you like it!
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miyumiTHEZERO Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA DANG IT ARTIE!!!
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FMAandKHfangirl Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Student Filmographer
I would have slapped him
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CanadiaAmour Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
Same, but he loves you~
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FMAandKHfangirl Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Student Filmographer
I...hmmmm...He's still a dummy...I would forgive him, but he would get it from me for thinking that was the only way.
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CanadiaAmour Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
But of course! That's what he gets for listening to Alfred xD
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FMAandKHfangirl Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Filmographer
=3= Seriously!
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AngelSteelScribe Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Student General Artist
*facepalm Really, Alfred? The only way? Good thing the reader's so forgiving. If it had been me I would have been the cause of his sudden and untimely (cough, hack, totally timely, wheeze) demise.
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CanadiaAmour Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
Hahaha well it's also Arthur's fault, he's so gullible xD
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aninha02 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012
Dude...I would totally slap him in the face...btw lovely fanfic ^^
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CanadiaAmour Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012
Well thanks to you he has a swollen tongue xD
Thanks!
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NanamiOfFallingSnow Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012
I think I would deck him if that happened lol
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CanadiaAmour Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012
Lol xD as would I, but then again, reader is stubborn xD
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NanamiOfFallingSnow Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012
lol very XD
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I'd be beyond pissed since my stepsister committed suicide... But hey, then he'd have to make it up to me ;D
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CanadiaAmour Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012
(´Д` ) oh! I am so sorry! But you know, being the gentleman Arthur is, I'm sure he'll make it up to you :iconiggybrowsplz:
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kushamisaru Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Indeed he would! :iconpervyenglandplz:
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PurpleLuverForever Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Okay I'd be pissed. Like... SERIOUSLY pissed! I would not go out with him after that. xDDD

I'd be like "I loved you. but now I don't. so :iconstfuandgtfoplz:"
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CanadiaAmour Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012
B-but it's iggy! No love for England? :<
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PurpleLuverForever Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Iggy's not even in my top five. xDDD

For me:

1. Romano and South Korea (Can't choose!)
2. Germany + France (Can't choose again!)
3. Russia and Japan (Same.)
4. Iceland
5. Prussia
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CanadiaAmour Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012
Oh! Well that would definitely make sense xD
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PurpleLuverForever Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hehe. xDDD

Now, If any of the 8 in my top 5 did it, I'd be perfectly fine with it! xD
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